birdofjustice:

_{I got my hair done today ( thank you mom ) && decided to play around with snapchat so there are some pictures of my face under the read more}

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justanotherrpmeme:

_{is considering using genevieve cortese ( padalecki ) as an alt fc}

jealousy starters. 

rpmernes:

• ❛i don’t get what you even see in ____.❜
• ❛they’re not right for you, you know.❜
• ❛why do you keep staring at them?❜
  
• ❛you’re late. why are you coming home at 3 am? it’s someone else, isn’t it?❜
  
• ❛why do you always win?❜
  
• ❛hey – can you get off their dick for five seconds?❜
  
• ❛it’s almost like you’re dating them.❜
  
• ❛it’s almost like you married them.❜
  
• ❛you like them a lot, don’t you?❜
  
• ❛after all these years, i never thought i’d lose to someone like them.❜
  
• ❛chose between them or me.❜
  
• ❛me? JEALOUS?!….. HAHAHAHAHahaHAHAhAhahHA… yes.❜
• ❛me? JEALOUS? you’re out of your mind.❜
  
• ❛are you dating them or something?❜

The Other Woman Sentence Meme 

pietromavimoffs:

• “I can’t talk to you until you stop crying.”
• “You screw me , I screw you back. I’m a lady like that.”
  
• “Selfish people live longer.”
  
• “That’s what happens when you piss people off.”
• “You wrecked two marriages!”
  
• “One of them was mine, so that doesn’t count.”
• “One night and you went right back to being a Stepford.”
• “Cry on the inside like a winner.”
  
• “And you don’t think you can take her?”
  
• “What do you want me to say? I get more ass than a toilet seat!”
• “Don’t come at me with all your weird little man logic.”
• “I get it. Things are coming into focus.”
• “Why can’t he just stuff it into a tube sock like a normal guy?”
  
• “I swear to god, every time I look into a pair of binoculars, this guy has another mistress.” 
• “I might not always get it right, but I’m right where I want to be.”
  
• “They should have that for your brain. Like a brain camp.”
  
• “It’s completely crazy, and I don’t know where it’s going, but we just have that twinkle, you know?” 
  
• “I wouldn’t even be me without you.”
  
• “I want to. Let me just… I’m sorry. I just am sad.”
  
• “As long as it works, it doesn’t really matter why.” 
• “I want a divorce, [insert name].”
• “I’m insecure, I have issues.”
  
• “You slept with him, didn’t you?”
  
• “Oh my god, he’s taking this shit internationally.”
  
• “You told me that you were getting a divorce, and that we were moving to Tuscany.”
• “Nothing will ever be enough to fill up that hole inside you where something real should be.”
  
• “You’re so much better now.”
  
• “If we find anymore mistresses I’m going to have to send her to rehab.”
  
• “We got played by the same guy… do you want vodka or tequila?”
  
• “Not all, just half. That’s what equal partners get, 50%.”
• “Next time, call a plumber.” 
  
• “I did say that, but nothing I ever told you was true.”
  
• “Sorry. I’m usually a fun date. I am.”
  
• “You know [insert name], you’re not a very nice person.”
  
• “But apparently, I’m the CEO. I’m the CEO of several companies actually.” 
  

• my brother: *playing batman arkham knight*


• my brother: fuck jason todd


• me: okay


• my brother: ...


• me: ...

The Other Woman Sentence Meme 

pietromavimoffs:

• “I can’t talk to you until you stop crying.”
• “You screw me , I screw you back. I’m a lady like that.”
  
• “Selfish people live longer.”
  
• “That’s what happens when you piss people off.”
• “You wrecked two marriages!”
  
• “One of them was mine, so that doesn’t count.”
• “One night and you went right back to being a Stepford.”
• “Cry on the inside like a winner.”
  
• “And you don’t think you can take her?”
  
• “What do you want me to say? I get more ass than a toilet seat!”
• “Don’t come at me with all your weird little man logic.”
• “I get it. Things are coming into focus.”
• “Why can’t he just stuff it into a tube sock like a normal guy?”
  
• “I swear to god, every time I look into a pair of binoculars, this guy has another mistress.” 
• “I might not always get it right, but I’m right where I want to be.”
  
• “They should have that for your brain. Like a brain camp.”
  
• “It’s completely crazy, and I don’t know where it’s going, but we just have that twinkle, you know?” 
  
• “I wouldn’t even be me without you.”
  
• “I want to. Let me just… I’m sorry. I just am sad.”
  
• “As long as it works, it doesn’t really matter why.” 
• “I want a divorce, [insert name].”
• “I’m insecure, I have issues.”
  
• “You slept with him, didn’t you?”
  
• “Oh my god, he’s taking this shit internationally.”
  
• “You told me that you were getting a divorce, and that we were moving to Tuscany.”
• “Nothing will ever be enough to fill up that hole inside you where something real should be.”
  
• “You’re so much better now.”
  
• “If we find anymore mistresses I’m going to have to send her to rehab.”
  
• “We got played by the same guy… do you want vodka or tequila?”
  
• “Not all, just half. That’s what equal partners get, 50%.”
• “Next time, call a plumber.” 
  
• “I did say that, but nothing I ever told you was true.”
  
• “Sorry. I’m usually a fun date. I am.”
  
• “You know [insert name], you’re not a very nice person.”
  
• “But apparently, I’m the CEO. I’m the CEO of several companies actually.” 
  

heartfulloffandoms:

I will never forget the harsh lessons in my life. They made me stronger.

(insp.)

Nonsexual acts of Intimacy - Select from the following for my muse to respond to... 

• ♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes


• ♕: Holding hands


• ♖: Having their hair washed by your muse


• ♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.


• ♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort


• ♙: Sharing a bed


• ♚: Head scratches


• ♛: Sharing a dessert


• ♜: Shoulder rubs


• ♝: Reading a book together


• ♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)


• ♟: Patching up a wound


• ♤: Taking a bath together


• ♧: Your muse playing with their hair


• ♡: Accidentally falling asleep together


• ♢: Forehead or cheek kisses


• ♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.


• ♣: Back scratches


• ♥: Your muse crying about something


• ♦: Slow dancing

infinitelivcs:

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