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birdofjustice:I got my hair done today ( thank you mom ) && decided to play around with...

Wed, 31 Aug 2016 17:40:09 -0400

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infinitelivcs: My mission is...

Wed, 31 Aug 2016 12:50:33 -0400

infinitelivcs:

_{My mission is an impossible one but I’m not about to let that stop me.}

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Fri, 26 Aug 2016 01:20:57 -0400

Send ✋ to hold my muse's hand

Wed, 24 Aug 2016 22:29:27 -0400

justanotherrpmeme:

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Tue, 23 Aug 2016 10:44:28 -0400

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Tue, 23 Aug 2016 00:25:13 -0400

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Mon, 22 Aug 2016 23:54:34 -0400

is considering using genevieve cortese ( padalecki ) as an alt fc

Mon, 22 Aug 2016 23:46:58 -0400

_{is considering using genevieve cortese ( padalecki ) as an alt fc}

jealousy starters.

Mon, 22 Aug 2016 16:59:49 -0400

rpmernes:

❛i don’t get what you even see in ____.❜

❛they’re not right for you, you know.❜

❛why do you keep staring at them?❜

❛you’re late. why are you coming home at 3 am? it’s someone else, isn’t it?❜

❛why do you always win?❜

❛hey – can you get off their dick for five seconds?❜

❛it’s almost like you’re dating them.❜

❛it’s almost like you married them.❜

❛you like them a lot, don’t you?❜

❛after all these years, i never thought i’d lose to someone like them.❜

❛chose between them or me.❜

❛me? JEALOUS?!….. HAHAHAHAHahaHAHAhAhahHA… yes.❜

❛me? JEALOUS? you’re out of your mind.❜

❛are you dating them or something?❜

The Other Woman Sentence Meme

Mon, 22 Aug 2016 16:35:42 -0400

pietromavimoffs:

“I can’t talk to you until you stop crying.”

“You screw me , I screw you back. I’m a lady like that.”

“Selfish people live longer.”

“That’s what happens when you piss people off.”

“You wrecked two marriages!”

“One of them was mine, so that doesn’t count.”

“One night and you went right back to being a Stepford.”

“Cry on the inside like a winner.”

“And you don’t think you can take her?”

“What do you want me to say? I get more ass than a toilet seat!”

“Don’t come at me with all your weird little man logic.”

“I get it. Things are coming into focus.”

“Why can’t he just stuff it into a tube sock like a normal guy?”

“I swear to god, every time I look into a pair of binoculars, this guy has another mistress.”

“I might not always get it right, but I’m right where I want to be.”

“They should have that for your brain. Like a brain camp.”

“It’s completely crazy, and I don’t know where it’s going, but we just have that twinkle, you know?”

“I wouldn’t even be me without you.”

“I want to. Let me just… I’m sorry. I just am sad.”

“As long as it works, it doesn’t really matter why.”

“I want a divorce, [insert name].”

“I’m insecure, I have issues.”

“You slept with him, didn’t you?”

“Oh my god, he’s taking this shit internationally.”

“You told me that you were getting a divorce, and that we were moving to Tuscany.”

“Nothing will ever be enough to fill up that hole inside you where something real should be.”

“You’re so much better now.”

“If we find anymore mistresses I’m going to have to send her to rehab.”

“We got played by the same guy… do you want vodka or tequila?”

“Not all, just half. That’s what equal partners get, 50%.”

“Next time, call a plumber.”

“I did say that, but nothing I ever told you was true.”

“Sorry. I’m usually a fun date. I am.”

“You know [insert name], you’re not a very nice person.”

“But apparently, I’m the CEO. I’m the CEO of several companies actually.”

my brother: playing batman arkham knight

Fri, 19 Aug 2016 22:36:10 -0400

my brother: *playing batman arkham knight*
my brother: fuck jason todd
me: okay
my brother: ...
me: ...

The Other Woman Sentence Meme

Fri, 19 Aug 2016 00:38:00 -0400

pietromavimoffs:

“I can’t talk to you until you stop crying.”

“You screw me , I screw you back. I’m a lady like that.”

“Selfish people live longer.”

“That’s what happens when you piss people off.”

“You wrecked two marriages!”

“One of them was mine, so that doesn’t count.”

“One night and you went right back to being a Stepford.”

“Cry on the inside like a winner.”

“And you don’t think you can take her?”

“What do you want me to say? I get more ass than a toilet seat!”

“Don’t come at me with all your weird little man logic.”

“I get it. Things are coming into focus.”

“Why can’t he just stuff it into a tube sock like a normal guy?”

“I swear to god, every time I look into a pair of binoculars, this guy has another mistress.”

“I might not always get it right, but I’m right where I want to be.”

“They should have that for your brain. Like a brain camp.”

“It’s completely crazy, and I don’t know where it’s going, but we just have that twinkle, you know?”

“I wouldn’t even be me without you.”

“I want to. Let me just… I’m sorry. I just am sad.”

“As long as it works, it doesn’t really matter why.”

“I want a divorce, [insert name].”

“I’m insecure, I have issues.”

“You slept with him, didn’t you?”

“Oh my god, he’s taking this shit internationally.”

“You told me that you were getting a divorce, and that we were moving to Tuscany.”

“Nothing will ever be enough to fill up that hole inside you where something real should be.”

“You’re so much better now.”

“If we find anymore mistresses I’m going to have to send her to rehab.”

“We got played by the same guy… do you want vodka or tequila?”

“Not all, just half. That’s what equal partners get, 50%.”

“Next time, call a plumber.”

“I did say that, but nothing I ever told you was true.”

“Sorry. I’m usually a fun date. I am.”

“You know [insert name], you’re not a very nice person.”

“But apparently, I’m the CEO. I’m the CEO of several companies actually.”

heartfulloffandoms: I will never forget the harsh lessons in my...

Thu, 18 Aug 2016 23:48:12 -0400

heartfulloffandoms:

I will never forget the harsh lessons in my life. They made me stronger.

(insp.)

Nonsexual acts of Intimacy - Select from the following for my muse to respond to...

Thu, 18 Aug 2016 03:25:20 -0400

♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes
♕: Holding hands
♖: Having their hair washed by your muse
♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.
♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort
♙: Sharing a bed
♚: Head scratches
♛: Sharing a dessert
♜: Shoulder rubs
♝: Reading a book together
♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)
♟: Patching up a wound
♤: Taking a bath together
♧: Your muse playing with their hair
♡: Accidentally falling asleep together
♢: Forehead or cheek kisses
♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.
♣: Back scratches
♥: Your muse crying about something
♦: Slow dancing