• my brother: *playing batman arkham knight*

  • my brother: fuck jason todd

  • me: okay

  • my brother: ...

  • me: ...

 

The Other Woman Sentence Meme 

pietromavimoffs:

  • “I can’t talk to you until you stop crying.”
  • “You screw me , I screw you back. I’m a lady like that.”
  • “Selfish people live longer.”
  • “That’s what happens when you piss people off.”
  • “You wrecked two marriages!”
  • “One of them was mine, so that doesn’t count.”
  • “One night and you went right back to being a Stepford.”
  • “Cry on the inside like a winner.”
  • “And you don’t think you can take her?”
  • “What do you want me to say? I get more ass than a toilet seat!”
  • “Don’t come at me with all your weird little man logic.”
  • “I get it. Things are coming into focus.”
  • “Why can’t he just stuff it into a tube sock like a normal guy?”
  • “I swear to god, every time I look into a pair of binoculars, this guy has another mistress.” 
  • “I might not always get it right, but I’m right where I want to be.”
  • “They should have that for your brain. Like a brain camp.”
  • “It’s completely crazy, and I don’t know where it’s going, but we just have that twinkle, you know?” 
  • “I wouldn’t even be me without you.”
  • “I want to. Let me just… I’m sorry. I just am sad.”
  • “As long as it works, it doesn’t really matter why.” 
  • “I want a divorce, [insert name].”
  • “I’m insecure, I have issues.”
  • “You slept with him, didn’t you?”
  • “Oh my god, he’s taking this shit internationally.”
  • “You told me that you were getting a divorce, and that we were moving to Tuscany.”
  • “Nothing will ever be enough to fill up that hole inside you where something real should be.”
  • “You’re so much better now.”
  • “If we find anymore mistresses I’m going to have to send her to rehab.”
  • “We got played by the same guy… do you want vodka or tequila?”
  • “Not all, just half. That’s what equal partners get, 50%.”
  • “Next time, call a plumber.” 
  • “I did say that, but nothing I ever told you was true.”
  • “Sorry. I’m usually a fun date. I am.”
  • “You know [insert name], you’re not a very nice person.”
  • “But apparently, I’m the CEO. I’m the CEO of several companies actually.” 
 

heartfulloffandoms:

I will never forget the harsh lessons in my life. They made me stronger.

(insp.)

 

Nonsexual acts of Intimacy - Select from the following for my muse to respond to... 


  • ♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes

  • ♕: Holding hands

  • ♖: Having their hair washed by your muse

  • ♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.

  • ♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort

  • ♙: Sharing a bed

  • ♚: Head scratches

  • ♛: Sharing a dessert

  • ♜: Shoulder rubs

  • ♝: Reading a book together

  • ♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)

  • ♟: Patching up a wound

  • ♤: Taking a bath together

  • ♧: Your muse playing with their hair

  • ♡: Accidentally falling asleep together

  • ♢: Forehead or cheek kisses

  • ♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.

  • ♣: Back scratches

  • ♥: Your muse crying about something

  • ♦: Slow dancing

 

infinitelivcs:

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Send 👍 if you like my character portrayal; please say why. 

lestatdelight-archive-deactivat:

 

send me 👌 if your muse would bang mine 

rolepllaying:

 

infinitelivcs:

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Reblog if you’re multiple ship, but also allow Polyamorous ships.. 

yuudachimundoesmemes:

 
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"donna troy"

My mission is an impossible one but I’m not about to let that stop me.

"bitch"

independent private donna troy

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est. august 11th,2016